| Gary Fly - Lonesome Polecat |
| Jim Woods - Hairless Joe |
| Anthony Brannen - Romeo Scragg |
| Van Johnson - Clem Scragg |
| J.J. Hopkins - Alf Scragg |
| Nona Nelson - Moonbeam McSwine |
| Tony Hancock - Marryin' Sam |
| Lonnie Cole - Earthquake McGoon |
| Kelly Ferguson - Daisy Mae |
| Matt Hurchings - Pappy Yokum |
| Lori Boyd - Mammy Yokum |
| Mike Yancey - Li'l Abner |
| John Landers - Mayor Dawgmeat |
| Van Williams - Senator Jack S.
Phogbound |
| Dale Petersen - Dr. Rasmujssen
T. Finsdale |
| Chris Smith - Government Man |
| Bobby McDonald - Speedy McRabbit |
| Tray Crespo - Available Jones |
| Tori Wicklander - Stupefyin' Jones |
| David Florer - Colonel |
| Jon Morey (U.S.), Mike Williams (Japan),
Michael Wallace (Russia) - Radio Commentators |
| Lonnie Cole - President |
| Kelly Williams - General Bullmoose |
| Mary Hahn - First Secretary |
| Mary Belan - Second Secretary |
| Kim Kitchell - Third Secretary |
| Jacquie Porritt - Fourth Secretary |
| Belinda Swor - Fifth Secretary |
| Cindy Kasparian - Appassionata
Von Climax |
| Loy Trevino - Evil Eye Fleagle |
| Jon Morey - Dr. Smithborn |
| Tim Thronburg - Dr. Krogmeyer |
| Michael Wallace - Dr. Schleifitz |